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Dear Friends, Don’t worry
I’m not going to
hock you about Subscribing forever.
Just until next week when
This Process will change.
Everyone here will get
One Free Poem
on a Designated Day.
Those people who subscribe
will get a poem (or Something Else)
every single day. And I will
try to Tell You Something
all the time. Such as the story
of my old neighbor Dolly
a manicurist a million years ago
at the Waldorf Astoria
she only did nails of men
and one day she did the nails
of Rodney Dangerfield and Rodney
took her upstairs to a room
and Dolly who told this story
to every single person in our
seven store building said
“Rodney was a zero, if you
know what I mean.”
Zero is my new word of the day.
Still No Respect for Rodney