Super Tuesday, or Trump, Cruz, Rubio, Kasich, Carson
Or: Delegates won 1,237 needed for nomination · 2,340 available
Who ever thought I'd write a Republican poem even a poem with the word Republican because even when they were a Reasonable Party when there were social liberals when they didn't say god god god even then I never thought I'd write Republican poems and today Super Tuesday, when all we hear in my small apartment John Oliver on Trump Do Not Miss It oddest group of candidates ever I keep wondering if they could be a band from Outer Space they could call themselves Super Tuesdays and although I am sure that none of them actually play instruments or sing (Obama sang Ray Charles this week. We will never have another President who sings Ray Charles again) I imagine them standing there Trump Cruz Rubio Kasich Carson the Anti-Stones holding onto instruments what in the world would their instruments be? Ukuleles? I suppose, when we know more, the end of this day, they might belt out their Super Tuesday song.