Road Trip, Found Poem

looking for suggestions for our annual car trip with infinite stops

In the course of googling

Interesting Hotels

in Interesting Places

and discussing options

with CLAUDE, I found this

restaurant review from one

of the hotels. And thought

it would be a crazy poem. (mildly edited):

I love all the details. You might too.

Hotel Restaurant REVIEW (a found poem)

I started with the French onion soup.

While the soup itself was good,

there were large chunks of what I believe was blue cheese throughout.

Several bites were almost entirely cheese. Overwhelming and unpleasant.

We were seated at 6:51 PM, and our food arrived at 7:32 PM. Not bad.

The appetizer my friend originally ordered was unavailable.

Twenty minutes for us to be informed.

It would have been nice to know sooner.

The atmosphere was amazing. The building was beautiful.

Our server wasn't very attentive, but whenever she did come by,

she was friendly and

pleasant. We both ordered dessert. I

got the crème brûlée, which was very small and unfortunately

the worst crème brûlée I've ever had. Barely any caramelized sugar on top, so there

wasn't that signature crack that makes crème brûlée so enjoyable. To make matters

worse, I found a long hair in it, which ruined the dessert for me.

My friend ordered a different dessert and really enjoyed his.

Overall, a decent place to eat.

Our total came to $120.77 for two.

The atmosphere was excellent, entrées were enjoyable, but

the French onion soup, delay in informing us about the unavailable appetizer,

inattentive service, and the disappointing crème brûlée

kept the experience from being better.