(Although it is Not My Norm I’ve actually written a few penis poems. One in Bookdoctor called His Small Penis, the most popular poem in the book, and another about Anthony Weiner (whose name is Weiner in case that doesn’t register. Now another person named Weiner, Zach, has a good penis story too. Life, as we all know, is endlessly amazing.)
Zach Weiner (yes Weiner, I did not choose his name)
running for City Council on the Upper West Side, he is
26, subject and object of a dominatrix video possibly released
by another ex-girlfriend. In the video his
leather-clad dominatrix, a girlfriend then,
poured hot wax on him at a Midtown dungeon.
Weiner, an Orthodox Jew went to Ramaz.
He’s a progressive, a good guy as far as
many people are concerned. He released an excellent tweet liked
by 80,000 people saying he’s not sorry and then,
Vote for the Issues.
Zack Weiner is good on the issues.
He also said that he’s been having flashbacks about his rabbi
the headmaster of Ramaz. “I’m sure I’ll hear from him now,” Weiner said.