Ken's Identical Twin Brother
Ken called this morning. There are some people who call and you're just happy to hear them. I've written a whole Ken said series. (And Delores said. And a few other Saids. The Said series has been going on for a lifetime, more or less)
Ken Said, Today
eight years ago he'd given his cabin to his identical twin brother Keith. They are 59. IRS agents came to the door. Keith was gone for a while when Ken went to his door. The agents had a picture that looked just like him. We are taking you to the police station for tax evasion they said. Ken told them that his identical twin brother had the problem. Not him. Never heard that one before said the agents. They took him to the station and asked him to prove that he wasn't his twin brother. It took him 5 hours but he did.