Jacob Comes from the Ukraine and Drove a Cab for 25 Years
(When someone picks us up in a car to take us to the airport, I feel like writing
a poem. This is a mid-serial bonus)
Jacob picks us up on time and he is sort of like
a difficult Israeli though he is Russian he wants to drive
to Newark by going to the George Washington Bridge
instead of Lincoln Tunnel and we say we'd rather go
the Lincoln Tunnel way but Jacob does not like
Lincoln Tunnel and we say Please and try Other Tactics
and finally Jacob says Well You're Wrong even though
the George Washington Bridge is a lot longer Jacob says
Well You're Wrong But You're Paying the Bill and then
he tells us he doesn't like he Lincoln Tunnel who knows why
but we go that way to Newark only half an hour and along the way
Jacob says he is a Trump supporter for this reason and that
and we talk about the usual subjects Israel Anti-Semitism and Jacob
says his daughter and her husband they all live in New Jersey
they said to him You Don't Know Anything About America they're
Democrats said Jacob so is his wife and then Jacob says we were
right about how to go to Newark airport and Peter whispers to me
Please Don't Invite Jacob and His Family to Dinner.