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I am looking
for a new husband so
I need any kind of oils
or creams or machines
or vitamins or make up
to make me look
unwrinkled
younger
and healthier or even better
if someone knows
a younger rich guy
that is legally blind
or has a slightly used
husband they don’t want
anymore I can pick him up
tomorrow. Also if anyone
has a blood pressure cuff
mine is on strike.
My friend Marcia had her life plan all mapped out but the time she was 12. She was going to find an old, very old rich man and marry him. She wouldd then wait for him to die, while behaving nicely, she always hastened to add, although the nicely part was never clarified, and then when he dies, I'll have his money and I'll start my own life. As twelve year old plans go, I thought it was extremely bold.
Perfect for everyone of a certain age.