Tina my favorite manicurist is
on vacation so I went to Polly
they’re both from China. The short version
is I got a nail infection (I’ve had them before.)
Polly was cuticle aggressive
although I told her no.
Because we are going to the beach tomorrow
I went to Urgent Care in Catskill.
Jack, the phyicians assistant
gay Jew my age in charge of my finger
gave me a choice.
Antibiotics or lancing. I chose lancing.
He lanced (I won’t describe this part)
then used a gauzer new device to give me
a seven inch ((!!!!) large pointy bandage
on my middle finger (I’ll take it off today).
As he was leaving he said loudly OY.
Is that about my finger I asked.
Absolutely unrelated said Jack.
Jack’s procedure was worthy
Ouch
I’ve had a cuticle lanced before. Not pleasant. But I didn’t write a poem.