Elton John Could Sing a song
about an Oven Manual
https://austinkleon.com/2021/03/16/he-could-sing-the-phone-book-or-an-oven-manual/
(And maybe, I could write a poem about
spam email from NORTON about my Expired
Norton Antivirus Protection:
Your PC is NOW VULNERABLE
to VIRUSES and OTHER THREATS
including but not restricted to spyware,
malware, botnets, and who knows what.
YOU ARE AT RISK
from ever-evolving threats)
Too late for Richard Burton's phone book rendition