Elaine at the Post Office
She wrote a Big Sign next to her desk: I WILL NEVER GIVE YOU MAIL IF YOU LOST YOUR KEY. BUY ANOTHER ONE. IT'S FOUR DOLLARS. GIVE ME THE MONEY. I"LL GIVE YOU A KEY. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL GET YOUR MAIL.
AS always I lost the key so I handed her four dollars. She handed me the hardware flyer with my new key. Have a nice day she said.