Edna
Every single holiday more or less (that is, I would do this for groundhogs day too. And I will this year) we invite people to eat with us. Often friends bring friends. This year Francine brought Edna to Thanksgiving.
Edna, she said she is 93 but Francine said she's 94 even then some people don't want you to know exactly Edna came to Thanksgiving dinner and she explained that she was a radical not a progressive she doesn't like the word progressive because it isn't radical. Also she has an issue not Reynaud's everyone guesses Reynaud's where her hands are cold her feet are warm so she can't wear socks and she didn't on Thanksgiving just an old pair of Israeli sandals. Gloves on her hands while she ate. She took them off to eat dessert and when it was time to leave Edna said she couldn't find her gloves. By then it was cold outside so I got a pair of socks and some gloves and gave them to Edna who had by then found her gloves. I hate socks Edna said but I like your gloves more than mine so I'll keep them both.