Covid or Not, I Can Never Find My Phone
Wish I could blame every single thing
on This President or This Pandemic
but even before This President, This Pandemic,
even before I became an official Old Jew
even before there was a Good Reason
for this to happen, most days I put my phone down
somewhere let's say The Kitchen Table and I spend
a while trying to remember where it is and then
I use the Find My Phone device, annoyed that once again
for no good reason I can't find my phone until
I actually do and there it is where I left it
let's say on the Kitchen Table and for a while everything
is more or less OK.