Danny from the Columbia University Sleep Study
called this morning to see
if I was still interested in sleeping.
I have a few questions
Danny said. Just to see if you qualify for The Big Interview
tomorrow. Tell me what you’re taking to sleep.
For the last few nights I didn’t take
my serious sleeping pill, I told Danny.
Just my crazy supplement with
the perfect name INSOMNITOL and something new
I bought yesterday at the health food store (I buy for names)
called ASHWAGANDA.
How did you sleep asked Danny.
So so I said. Perfect answer said Danny.
He went on to ask me some basic questions:
age, medications (Levothyoxine for Hashimoto’s),
and did I have any serious mental disorders.
Not that I know of I said.
OK said Danny. Tomorrow I’ll give you a 45 minute
interview and if that works out
you’ll have 8 weeks of free therapy once a week.
Do I have to talk about sleep every single week I asked.
No said Danny. You can talk about anything.
You can talk about anything right now in fact.
Like what I asked.
You tell me said Danny.
You've met your match.