When we started using emails (maybe the late nineties) I started collecting scams.
Here’s todays:
My Good Friend,
I will send you 3.4 million dollars by midnight tonight
May 27 because I am sick and God sent me to you
to give away my money to charity and your name was
revealed to me in this morning’s prayer.
What do you have to do now you are asking yourself,
to get this 3.4 million dollars by midnight?
The answer is:
Very Little. Just send me some information:
Name Address Telephone and Account Number so that I
can PROMPTLY send money to you.
Your new rich friend,
Richard K. S. Jenkins
Dear Artist, You have been doing a very good job and I need a gift for my wife. Will you take a check from me.
That Richard, what a busy cut-up!