This is Charlie
from Instacart
I am your packer
and service representative
calling to tell you
I will be bringing
your order from last night
to your door at 12:26 PM
in just a few minutes from now.
I thought you’d want
to be prepared to receive
whatever you ordered.
Who could be sweeter and more reliable than a Charlie? I have a brother whose name is Carlos, and when I feel especially tenderly towards him I call him Charlie.
It could be my brother…
Hope so!