Ahava at her school playground
I pick her up on Fridays
wait for her on a bench sat next to
another grandmother who starts talking
about her daughter’s Significant Accomplishments
her granddaughter’s skills
then she looks down at my yellow sandals
says “you probably paid too much for them,”
asks where I bought them.
Does not like my answer: Harry’s.
Affirms her correct assessment.
“Don’t go to Harry’s,” she says.
Cracked me up
I love this one so much!