Michelle came to dinner
last night and after we talked
about this terrible war
we started talking
about the new nut store
Nut Factory I’ve become
a regular I like all nut stores
I googled Nuts Factory
and the about us section
was this crazy explanation.
I thought it could be a poem:
We Believe
That If You Eat Good You Feel Good.
So Choose Whatever Makes You Feel Good
And We Will Deliver It.
We Also Must Assure You
That While We’re Preparing
Your Order Quickly For Delivery,
Safety Is Our Top Priority
And We Take It Seriously
In All Matters Of Our Service.
We’ll Do Whatever It Takes
To Make You Feel Good.
Whatever it takes!
Just Send Liquorice Allsorts